homeless

A COMPLETE Alcoholic who doesn't drink water just beer and other alcohol

As i kicked the homeless asshole i stole his beer and his money even though he had $2.25

by WHIZZIE March 24, 2007

homeless_drunk

One who cant see thru the cowlicks hanging from the front

OMG! Look at that homeless_drunk! There should be laws against that!!

by VD-WHiZ May 14, 2003

homely loser

One who prefers to stay at home in order to avoid having to deal with being social.

"Lauren, lets go get coffee"
"I have a headache, I am gonna stay in bed with my cat."
"Ugh, you are such a homely loser"

by Homely Loser December 31, 2008

homemade cherry pie

To eat the blood clot of a woman on their period.after one breaks in your mouth you intern deep throat kiss her injecting the clot into her mouth.

eat chew kiss spit homemade cherry pie

by five star redwing general July 13, 2009

Jenny Homemaker

1. One who religiously follows the life and work of Martha Stewart, except for the stint in prison insider trading.
2. Derogatory term for lower-class teenage girl destined to get married, have children and abandon any hope of a career.

I dun' know 'bout this Particle Physics thang, Lurlene, all I know's is you drop those booksmarts 'n' y'all'd make a purty fine Jenny Homemaker some day, y'hear?

by resindawg June 29, 2003

homepage

Your homepage is your default website that it automatically links to when opening a internet browser.

My homepage is google

by k's May 23, 2005

Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011