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hidden dick

its when your dick is hidden in your stomach and all you see is bush and balls.
zomg where did my dick go?! oh its in my stomach.... shit, i got hidden dick!
by svenstien November 4, 2007
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Hedda Gabler Syndrome

Hedda Gabler, in Henrik Ibsen's play, became infatuated with Ejlert Lovborg (her husband's academic rival and Hedda past fling) and persuades herself that she can be the one to change Ejlert from his wrong handling of liquor and make him a better man.

Similarly, women in today's day and age, as in the past, who can be grouped together under the Hedda Gabler Syndrome, are women attracted to 'bad boys' and they strongly believe that no matter what the boy's flaws are, these women will be the ones to change them and transform them to a better version of themselves. Another characteristic of the syndrome is that this belief turns out to be delusional and it does not get put into practice.
Random examples in different versions of the Hedda Gabler Syndrome:

"Hedda believing she will help Ejlert, through her love for him, to quit being an alcoholic and reach his stellar academic writing talent."

" Woman x: He has been known to fear commitment, but I will make him change"

"Woman y: He has been known to be unfaithful to spaghetti al pesto, but once he tastes mine, he'll gain 50 pounds, guaranteed."

"Woman z: He is addicted to drinking, gambling, online gambling, diet coke, zero coke, cigars, cigarettes, soft drugs, hard drugs, sleeping, sex, red bull, nicotine gum, but I will help him come clean and sober up.'
by threelittleonions June 16, 2010
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Hidden Salami

When a girl goes down on you and tries to unbutton your pants, whilst you have a raging boner. The act of unbuttoning the trousers is a sensual release and an immediate shock, sometimes resulting in your rustic pork tenderloin smashing her in the face. The sound is quite amusing.
Dude that bitch loved it when she found my Hidden Salami

Ohh mate, I bet she swallowed your beef wellington after that!

She loved my steak hitting her face!
by Tezza Devlin May 11, 2010
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Haddat

To have previously possessed something. To have already had something.
I used to haddat pair of pants
by nick G1981 March 25, 2011
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hidden mickey

The act of shouting, "Hey, is that Mickey Mouse?" as someone is giving you a blowjob. The person should then turn their head to look, and when they turn back you come in their face.
Janine sure was sore when Bobby pulled a hidden mickey on her.
by Giggle Pid Widde June 21, 2007
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HIDTA

Where Patty Balls used to work until the President cut the funding. Find him now back at Fleet Services.
just another gubmint program cut by da man
by Dennis Miller February 15, 2005
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hidden booty

The state of having a booty that is usually unviewable. Hidden booty is usually used when someones booty may appear flat but is truely a nice butt once clothing is removed. Used to describe skinny girls most times
Damm lindsey's hidden booty was amazing last night
by derploner December 8, 2015
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