a bleached blonde wrinkled skin woman, who's spent too much time in the tanning beds, shows the effects of years of smoking cigarettes and has experimented with way too many drugs. She is well past her prime, but still trying to fit into the younger scene.
That old heater walking outside of Clermont Lounge said her pussy was out of order, but she'd give some damn good firehead.
by Dr. Sabroso aka Dr. Delicious February 26, 2009
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Term for one whose asexual preference for the pious and regressive intolerance of all things gay is evidenced through mangled speech.
by steve marvin June 19, 2006
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Get the Chuck A Heater mug.Helter skelter, or "I like Helter Skelter" is a phrase for mass-scapegoating of one party. Yoko syndrome is a form of I like helter skelter where the latest party is blamed. Helter skelter is a fairground ride that spirrals downwards, and when someone is scapegoated substantially, even to the point where minor problems with them are turned into reasons for something failing.
by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004
Get the helter skelter mug.A drug dealer who uses sandwich bags & knots the end so you can never get the bag open, forcing you to rip it open & spill your shit. Very rarely seen in the homosexual lifestyle, hence the name.
by hookiecunt January 17, 2009
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