half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.

Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"

by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012

Fucky Handel

Treating a person with no self-worth.

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.

by roll tide505 June 2, 2018

Handidexterous

Being able to give a hand job with either hand

Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous

by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015

Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

Hanged

To be executed by hanging; separate from the commonly used word 'hung' in that hanging refers exclusively to execution while hung is used for objects.

"He brought them the gold they asked for, but they hung him anyway.”
“Hanged, you mean. Your father was not a tapestry.”

by Old bear April 4, 2013

Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010

Palmela Handerson

Rosie Palm's better looking sister.

I got blue balled on my date...so I had to call in Palmela Handerson to finish the job.

by pfrees April 2, 2011