Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
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After visiting their family, the two half-siblings left for the park to enjoy their spontaneous ham picnic.
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Rachel had some stretched ham when I left last night.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
Cathy is really into fisting. She loves the full feeling and a good stretched ham.
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I like pulling my ham skin.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
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Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
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Get the Ham Hogging mug.Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
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