Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
Get the Laser-Hammug. by Mrfatcakes May 26, 2023
Get the Ham Hoggingmug. Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.
by Bro mcdudeson January 14, 2018
Get the floor hammug. Foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
I like pulling my ham skin.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
She was turned off by my ham skin. She likes cut.
Are you cut or uncut? Ham skinned.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
Get the Ham Skinmug. What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.
by T2216639 November 13, 2016
Get the ham chandeliermug. Sitting on a freezing toilet seat in the act to go to the bathroom. Therefore making your buns a bit chilly.
*Toilet flush*
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
Guy #1 " God damn! That toilet is a cold as the south pole! I got some major cold ham in there.
by Lunchboxian March 29, 2010
Get the Cold Hammug. Man I got a moist ham. It’s hot as hell out.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
That workout left me with a great pump and a moist ham.
She wanted me to eat her ass but it was a moist ham so I made her shower. It’s too tangy like that.
by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020
Get the Moist Hammug.