Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Handjob

To fap on someone, specifically another man.

Mario came over and give his buddy Luigi a good old handjob.

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 05, 2018

Romanian handjob

Whenever two non-gay men give each other a handjob.

Dude, my playstation is broken, but whatever, a Romanian handjob can be fun!

by Mannerman May 20, 2022

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 04, 2020

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand

Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.

by Mr.righthand July 09, 2016

Holly Handjob

When your wife or significant other grabs your arm in a swinging motion and makes you stroke yourself off.

My wife grabbed my arm and made me give myself a Holly Handjob!

by Hurricane Timmy July 09, 2024