genie lamp

another name for penis.

rub my genie lamp for your own pleasure.

by like a mofo February 7, 2012

Genie

I wish I could find a magic lantern…

I wish you could look in my eyes and see how much I love you
I wish you could hold me and tell me you love me.. I wish I could do the same
I wish I could wake to you next to me everyday for eternity

Opposite .. what am I grateful for…
I am thankful for numbers.. if it wasn’t for number love we wouldn’t be here.. I totally would have given up

I am thankful for our connection and even though it would be easier for us to give up, grieve the loss … we continue
I am thankful I have you…

I am thankful I wake every morning feeling a love I have never experienced..

I am thankful for the excitement and nervousness you bring me…

I am thankful for how you can make me smile with a simple change in numbers

I am thankful I can experience this level of love with you… with nothing physically.
I am thankful you are soooo patient and understanding

I am thankful for just the thought I may see you sends my heart racing
I am thankful you never give up
I am thankful you love me❤️❤️
I am thankful for us…

Genie.. as messed up as things may feel at times… look at all of the things we are grateful for…and this is based solely off if numbers… really puts things into perspective ❤️❤️❤️

Guess what? I love you always❤️❤️
I don’t know what you read, and possibly over analyze… I love you and I am not going anywhere .. just Incase you ever question it…

How I wait for that day… to be wrapped in your arms.. ❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 9, 2022

genie

Sending selfies of your genetalia male or female.

I sent a genie to two girls at the bar I attended last night.

by genatelfie May 27, 2014

Genious

I actually think this is the way that I have spelt this word since I learnt to write and I have not, until now, been corrected.

So what does this tell us about the British Education System? Well, that it is run by a load of geniouses (shouldnt that be genii?! ahhh who cares!).

Anyway, seeing as this word isn't defined in the Oxford Dictionary I have turned to Urban instead.

Genious is the term used to describe Katie and Ellie and all their wonderful words such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin squad, elemayoand sore throat.

Those two are utter geniousness personified!

by me December 24, 2004

genis

Pronounced "Jennys". Genital Warts.

Don't fuck Stephanie, that bitch has the genis!

by Mighty B July 24, 2008

female genitalia

It's a good place to stick that dick

Person 1. Ey bro, you got some of that female genitalia you promised?
Person 2. Eyy fo sure broooooo

"They then 69 eachother"

Ey her female genitalia is so genitalic

by KinkyDinky March 19, 2018

genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.

"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."

by lazirus July 6, 2004