Gunsel Fuck

• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }

— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,

especially for everyone around him

usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.

likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose

My gawed, that Gunsel Fuck, sumbitch couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023

Shrax Guns

The dual Ranger guns from Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, since they look like two little sharks.

noob: "Dood! Wut just wrecked me!?"

Me: "Me and my Shrax Guns, of course!"

by LeondaPeon December 21, 2010

gunbound

a stupid fag ass game which is from korea and it sucks balls and every1 who plays it is a fag and noob and loser and have to get a life.

gunbound player1:0mfgz0rz dis game r0x!
gunbound player2:hellz yeah it does!
anti gunbound:0mfgz0rz neebs u m0therphucking playing that stupid fagass game?

by admin March 31, 2005

Gunslinger

A person who can perform many different tricks with any gun.

Whoa, did you see that gunslinger?! He kicks ass!

by Michael Orion July 3, 2008

gunslinger

an armed criminal( from a broad term referencing the old west, sometimes used for bandits and outlaws)

Stay away from that gunslinger.

by The Return of Light Joker May 27, 2009

guns n' roses

good, you clicked my link (if you dida search for guns and roses) if you did than you dont know shit about guns n' roses, well geuss waht?.. you just learned something, that its not guns and roses its guns n' roses...see the difference? this is what people search for if then know a thing or two about them, and knwo hwo to spell it right. anyway...there an almighty band who unfortantlly broke up cuz axl is such a faggot. dotn get me wrong.. i like his voice, but he himself is gay..he made the rest of the band sighn the name over to him or he would leave them, how low is that?!

guns n' roses are teh almighty ones!!!!

by Nik October 5, 2004