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grunting the semi

To “grunt the semi” is to drunkenly gyrate ones partially erect penis against consenting older (40+) women on a nightclub dancefloor. Apparently, this is something of a trend amongst the younger monkeys.
AH was grunting the semi with several MILFs on Saturday night.
by intermaweb.net December 4, 2005
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Gruntle

Verb: Used as a homonym for disgruntle, because it is shorter and still sounds like it means to upset or anger.
My car died, I am gruntled.

He gruntled on me all day!
by Zelliette May 18, 2010
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Grustling

Hey homie, did you see those two guys grustling?!?

I sure did!!
by B33rbelly February 25, 2022
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Gristler

Someone who causes a rash when going down on a girl.
I hate being the Gristler of the family.
by JOHNNYJOHNJOHN is here May 17, 2010
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Beat The Grunter

Game usually played at the back of lecture theatres or at work (places where there are a lot of grunters)

Objective of the game: He who spots out the best grunter wins the game.
Calvin - *points slyly at a grunter* "Beat that grunter!"

Alvin - *points at a better example of a grunter* "There, that's a REAL grunter!"

Calvin - "Man, she takes the Beat The Grunter high score!"
by stinaribena March 30, 2009
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Grunt

Awesome. Hardcore. Intense. Wicked. Inspiring.
That rock concert was totally grunt!
by Trent_Malk September 26, 2010
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Southwater Grunt

Southwater Grunt can also be used to describe all Arsenal fans.
Mr Burns: Hey Arsenal played really well last night, I think I'm in love with Jack Wilshere...

Mr Binny: Shut up Mr Burns your such a southwater grunt
by Danny Bins January 11, 2011
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