Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

by Charlie43 August 5, 2008

Goob

Someone who does or says something stupid/retarded.

You are such a goob!

by Todd Jahryd Sachs February 17, 2009

goober

A word used to describe Aletheia. Usually in a good way. Can mean crazy, warm hearted, yet unusual person.

Altheia is a goober the size of my booger.

by Lafawnduh April 7, 2005

goob

silly person; silly acting

{ Kim has finished explaining to Jenn about the effects fishing has on her outfit planing.}

Jenn: You're such a goob!

by tconn January 26, 2009

goofy goober

A person who is goofy.and eats monsters!

Dang look at her! She a goofy goober!

by Teisha April 4, 2008

goobed

to get really drunk or high to the point where you just laugh and make everyone your with laugh

chick: Kuppi is so funny! i wanna hang with him again!
dude: yea he's tight! he was so goobed last night!


Dude 1: i wanna get goobed tonight
dude 2: i'm down

by Ben08Jew January 2, 2009

goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking

ohmangoddamn, shaniqua gave me the goofy goober

by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017