Schmucker's Goober Jelly

Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").

One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!

by QuacksO April 8, 2020

Super Goober Glabby

A state of extreme happiness, that words blend together in an illiterate annunciation.

Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!

-what?

I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
-huh?

by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023

Goofy Goober

ava hanley

ava hanley is a goofy goober

by herbdog July 26, 2023

Goofy goober

A really silly person

My kid is such a goofy goober, he makes the best jokes!

by Dumstuf December 18, 2023

goober

1.(hot as fuck nerd) 2.(twink ass nerd)

"that goober is so fine and breedable

by gooberlover3000 May 11, 2023

goofy goober tower

built by people who like to be humans,

man1: "Wow that's a cool goofy goober tower,"

by Yeet is your master now March 24, 2021

Goofy Goober

you a loveable bitch boy

Man jamal and delo are such goofy goobers

by The molestar January 2, 2023