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Beat the Golf Ball

When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!
by The_New_Guy August 17, 2009
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golf kid

a really annoying kid who thinks he is the coolest toughest kid but he really sucks
Golf kid:you scared the mess out of me
by XxXnofoshoXxX January 29, 2008
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golf palsy

Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score.
I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
by Kevin Dean April 28, 2008
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urban golf

playing golf in crowded areas especial town centres where the fun beggins
urban golf getting a golf ball putting it down a jus hitting it anywhere to see where it lands
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shoe golf

This urban derivative of the classically weird scottish pastime involves unlacing your shoes so that they rest loosely on the foot and then kicking them towards hard-to-reach objects such as "on top of cabinet" or "directly under park bench"

Courses may be defined anywhere within the built environment, but this sport is believed to have started in Crossroads Mall on the east side of Seattle, WA.

Players take turns kicking their shoes towards the "hole" beginning with the player whose shoe is currently the furthest from the hole.

A spin-off of this game was recently developed that can be likened to the shoe-golf analog of a driving range. In this version, 2-4 players reach a comfortable undulation on a playground swingset and then attempt to match timing, finesse, and stealthy arodynamic shoe design by kicking off their shoe at the very apex of their swing, seeing who can achieve the greatest distance in shoe-flight.
"We met at the westlake center and enjoyed some starbucks followed by some panda express, but even these delights did not sate our thirst for adventure. We dismayed briefly upon discovering we posessed no footbag, but our melancholy did not last long, as a raucous game of 9-hole shoe golf immediately began.
by stubble February 2, 2009
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Golf trip

The pure joy of not hearing ones family because you are far enough away from them. This usually takes place on a trip of some sort where golf is played and large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This rare occurrence usually lasts for 3-5 days and is as infrequent as eggs benedict. Often caused by marriage.
While on a golf trip John asked Did you hear that?
Mike: No
Phil: Me either
by Par 1 and 10 May 20, 2013
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golf tipping

The idea when you tip someone working at a golf course as an idea that they will give you things usually 5 is ok 10 is good and 20 gives you whatever you want
I gave the bag room 20 dollars and they gave me golf tipping balls, I was ecstatic
by longballroughman June 23, 2015
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