Rape the goat

To settle for less.
Archaic usage: to go to bed.

He went home with that ugly chick? Man, he really raped the goat.

Archaic usage: Oh, man, I've been up since 5 am. I think I'm gonna go rape the goat.

by bdb2h April 11, 2008

Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.

I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.

by TheRealPandaSwag November 5, 2010

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Gato

In Argentina, "gato" Is used to make a reference to people who is commanded for other people with more power. E.g. Mauricio Macri, formal president of Argentina is a "gato" because he is being commanded economical and financially by CEOs and Mafias leaders. Like Hector Magnetto the leader of "grupo Clarín" ones said to reference the presidential chair: minor position (puesto menor).

Mauricio Macri es un Gato.

Macri Gato

by joaco January 28, 2018

OH MY GOAT

for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends

OH MY GOAT!!!! look what a great definition i rote

by Steph May 31, 2004

goat rodeo

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

by lewdogg May 1, 2003

goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 20, 2013