A Glurky Turkey is when 6 or 7 men crowd around a raw butterball turkey and they have a battle royal, and the last person to stick their dick in the turkey has to cook the turkey all the way and then eat the entire thing themselves
Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
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Get the Glump mug.1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.
"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."
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2. A collective noun for the half-finished drinks, open browser tabs, and unread notifications that surround a person during a long session of glurking (the state of being stuck in place by a screen).
2. A collective noun for the half-finished drinks, open browser tabs, and unread notifications that surround a person during a long session of glurking (the state of being stuck in place by a screen).
"I need to clean the glurkage off my desk—there are three empty sparkling water cans and a bowl of popcorn from yesterday."
My laptop is running so slow because of the sheer glurkage of sixty open tabs I'm 'saving for later'."
My laptop is running so slow because of the sheer glurkage of sixty open tabs I'm 'saving for later'."
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