swirly gerth

When you buy a set of electric toy trains and you tie your baby to the tracks naked with its legs spread and you tape a drill with an eggplant on the front of it going full speed and it hits the babies insides so deliciously that it’s ancestors can feel it.

Tomorrow I am going to swirly gerth my entire bloodline.

by Mommy chinked 6000 January 7, 2024

Dirty gertner

When a woman shits in your mouth while eating you out.

Wow, I can’t believe Richard let his girlfriend give him a dirty gertner.

by Professor Snarkstein January 29, 2024

J Gertz

Used to describe something tragically lame, painfully unlucky, or just down astronomically bad. Originates from our beloved yet perpetually crippled and celibate friend J Gertz, who bravely tanked two years of life like a background NPC with no side quests.

nigga i cant believe that, thats J Gertz as fuck.

by GuacTheTopShotta July 10, 2025

Doing a Gert

Doing anything, apart from the actual thing you are meant to be doing, at any one time.

See that guy there, he's doing a Gert. Not getting it done today.

by Workhorse1 September 7, 2021