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Goon

Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".
Jay- what!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga.
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
by Stef L. March 19, 2008
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GOON

A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.
Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'
by SophieLovesAndre April 16, 2008
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goona

person 1:hey, what happened to my goona?

person 2: sorry man, Rachel got to it
by L28M August 11, 2009
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goon

13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".
"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"
by Riconoen May 5, 2006
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GOON SQUAD

A group of real crazy Goons coming straight out of Saint Charles, Illinois. They are extremely dangerous and are very very goon affiliated. You don't want to be confronted by the goon squad. They may also be known as the "GOOOOOOOOONS!" (Goons with 9 O's)
real goon affiliated. goon squad all up in a niggas face
by MoeDubGoonAffiliated October 21, 2010
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Goon Squad

A group of kids who are wiggers.

Prerequisites:

Caucasian that takes great pride in draping him/herself with shiny FUBU, Johnny Blaze, Champion, Wu-Tang and whatever else fake shit they can find at the markets, then pretend they are in the ghetto and call their mates "Dawg" and "Bitch" or "Word Up Niggah". Prerequisite of wearing an oversized jacket on a stinking hot day.
by Krispy Bacon Squad March 10, 2011
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goon

Drug abusers and griefers. Hypocrites and madmen. Psychopaths and sarcastic bastards. Good people, basically.

Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
"That goon griefed the Hamidon raid!", "Dude, that goon totally ripped on your twelve color costume!", "Oh, those goons!"
by Jon Boice March 29, 2005
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