Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.
man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
by Group Dynamics May 13, 2015
1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.
2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.
2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.
Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...
by resplendent_doug November 08, 2023
Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”
by Dylan Wiener May 18, 2018
by Thot goggles February 28, 2018
(noun)
Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
Similar to the term 'beer goggles' in which someone not necessarily even mildly attractive may appear physically appealing through the eyes of one under the influence of alcohol. This word references those dressed in anachronismic costumes which may include corsets and other trappings designed to give the illusion of desirable proportions.
"That girl at the Renaissance Faire was GORGEOUS."
"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
"Hon, I hate to break it to you, but you were seeing her through garb goggles. She looks nothing like that when she's not in a tight bodice and long skirts."
by Carmelonia July 07, 2009
by Brozinga2 July 13, 2020
when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
by Smoka April 14, 2006