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soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.
While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.
by critz August 12, 2012
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Safety Goggles

When someone has on sunglasses for the sole purpose of looking at tits.
Guy 1: Nice shades.

Guy 2: These? They're just my safety goggles.
by S.E.D. November 22, 2011
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Boat Goggles

Boat goggles describes a lapse in judgment or lowering of standards due to being on a ship with the same few people for an extended period of time. One with boat goggles might consider hooking up with someone on a ship that on land they would not have found attractive. In other words, rose colored lenses but for the cruise line industry.
“Yeah I definitely had boat goggles because he is not cute at all”

“Oh it’s just the boat goggles, they’ll break up as soon as they get back on land”
by Lemonhead98 March 23, 2023
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Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.
Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...
by resplendent_doug November 8, 2023
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Love Goggles

Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also relate to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
by TeskarTheBlindSquid August 20, 2018
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Thot Goggles

A non-prescription pair of glasses that female hoes wear that belong on a 1970s accountant.
Person 1- “Oh are those your grandpas glasses?”
Person 2- “No, they’re my thot goggles. Do you like them?”
Person 1- “I’ve seen 40 different people wearing those already, so definitely not”
by Dylan Wiener June 6, 2018
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turkish goggles

when a man places his hairy genitles on her eyes and it becomes goggles!!!... it works best on an airplane...
Dude i gave Carolin mad turkish goggles...
by Smoka April 28, 2006
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