The Glowstick Trick

When you get hard and crack your dick like a glowstick

My friend told me to try the Glowstick Trick, turns out the fluid is red.

by The Glowstick Trick January 8, 2021

wierd gloves

1. Vasant's manly and chafed palm
2. euphemism for condom

He gave me a high five with his wierd gloves.
"Stay away from people who give you wierd gloves.

by mommyshortlegs September 28, 2021

dropping the gloves

The action which usually happens before a hockey fight.

Spectator 1:Whoa! he is dropping the gloves
Spectator 2:Totally!

by Vitamin G August 25, 2005

somewhat-a-globular

"Typical outward signs of a human who is feeling somewhat a-globular could be an unfocussed upward-tilting gaze and widely-stretched, flailing limbs; the person might also be clutching at or jabbing at the air with an item of stationery in what is generally understood to be desperation to focus his or her concentration"

"Give me that pen bitch! I'm feeling somewhat-a-globular and don't know what to do"

by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007

pirate's glory

when a penis is inserted into an eye socket without an eye.

Jane: He had sex with her eye?
John: Yep, he totally gave her a pirate's glory.

by Mascal July 15, 2010

Drop a Gloppy

Another way that an individual can express that they need to defecate much like saying they have to "pinch a loaf". This is a reference to the candy land character, Mr. Gloppy the chocolate monster, and as he looks like a giant turd it fits rather well.

"Awe man I really have to Drop a Gloppy!"

by Gimli Smith December 30, 2011

Gloonkey

A facial disfigurement. Someone who suffers from 'gloonkey' has a lower jaw that protrudes further than the upper jaw. The word is specifically defined so that if a sufferer pronounces it, their condition is expressed to the extreme due to the gurning involved, and thus other people who see it will understand the meaning on a visual basis.

"have you seen morrissey from the smiths? he has a bad case of gloonkey..."
"i'm sure bruce springsteen has gloonkey..."

by Nickobrevin August 23, 2006