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flange fister

by minges and all April 18, 2003
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flustercluck

one of those forgettable dumbass things you say when nervous (mostly but not always around a hottie of the interesting persuasion) and open your mouth while blood is not flowing properly to your brain
George Bush: "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Fred: Joe, u hear the flustercluck bush just regurgitated
Joe: yup just another bushhism
by drjim January 10, 2008
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Fester

Noun: Name used to refer to a group of specific males that usually consists of one fuckboy, an honorable smartass, two silly monkeys, a tubby, and an Ivy kid who can't drive.

Verb: The act of one or more festers pumping up a fellow fester or celebrating his actions. When all the festers take their shirts off, smack their pecks, and simultaneously make chirps (bird-like noises), then the festers are festering.
Have any of you seen the festers?
by Dani123 April 3, 2015
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Foster's

Short for Foster's Home for Imaginary friends. When kids get too old they don't need imaginary friends anymore so they stay at Foster's until they get adopted by another child (presumably with no imagination of their own).
Foster herself is a little old lady who still has her imaginary bunny friend.
Mr. Unicorn, we regret to inform you little Stacy is dead, so you'll be staying at Foster's from now on.
by unicorny July 30, 2006
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Foster, RI

the most hick town in RI. known for rednecks and hicks. Also is commonly compared to the movie "the hills have eyes" due to fucking creeps that wonder the streets. known for "no school Foster Glocester" is a famous quote. Foster has more keggers than you'd ever imagine and 12 year old kids here could probably drink more beer than the average mother fuckers. Foster party's dirty south style and proud of it. We party in the woods with our red solo cups. Common music played here is country & rap. Country songs usually are about alcohol, typically beer and the rap pertains to banging sluts. We are also home of the ponaganset pothead. only about 1% of the people do not smoke weed in our town. The average family has 1-2 marijuana plants growing in our yard. You can find us on our big green tractors mother fuckers. Chevy & Ford is 99% of the car driving population!
guy1 i went to this banging party last night, i got so fucked up

guy2 where was it bro?

guy1 in Foster, RI i never seen so much pot and beer in my life man it was siick

guy2 dude road trip to Foster mad soon yoo
by sistuuhslick_x3 December 18, 2011
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funster

1) A person who is just out to cause trouble.
2) Term brought into use by the 1993 SNK game "Samurai Shodown," (aka Samurai Spirits) where, right after the 4th round, the final boss, Amakusa, insults certain players calling them "crazy funsters."
Gen-An: "You're funny... lookin', that is."
Amakusa: "Then die, you crazy funster!"
by evilwasabi June 2, 2007
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festering gypsy

Someone who suffers from pesculation. ie. Covered with open sores.
Syphilitic Burdens.
Don't go down on her she is a festering gypsy.
by Andy Brotherton August 12, 2005
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