sit the fuck down

Originally coined by God when he choke-slammed Satan to what is now known as Hell.

To tell someone to "sit the fuck down" is to rub-in a victory of any proportion.

*Chuck just won a game of poker against some poker champion*

Chuck: SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

by NarooN November 25, 2009

fuck me over

when someone knowingly disrespects you and then acts like its no big deal or tries to say that it's because your behavior or actions are the reason they disrespected you

expression you say, "fuck me over" when you keep helping out a friend that never follows through with what they tell you and in the end your ass out cleaning up the mess,

by hoosiergirl November 1, 2013

fuck google

When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.

Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.

by numediaweb March 11, 2015

Fuck year

Just like "fuck yeah", but more macho, I guess.

DOUK NUEKEM, FUCK YEAR.

by TBThunder August 8, 2008

What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.

Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010

Fuck them all to death

When you don't have a plan, but want to sound like you have one. Something Mr.Garrison says in South Park.

Person: Mr.Garrison, how are you going to solve the immigration problem.

Mr.Garrison: Well, we'll fuck them all to death.

by Anonymous reality November 1, 2016

fuck me mate

1. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise.

2. A person (usually of chav-origin), experiencing mild surprise in the fact that they are naked and bent over, wit hthey cheeks spread.

1. Chav: "Fuck me mate thats a fat duck"
Chav2:"Its a chicken dick'ead"

2. Chav: "Fuck me mate!
Chav2:"All right, bend over"

by tom metcalfe September 1, 2006