Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.

During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.

by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012

flinging an egg

When a women is having her period usually resulting in moody behavior.

1 "She was really crazy when I talked to her. She must be flinging an egg." 2 used in a question; " Are you flinging an egg?"

by xray360 September 30, 2013

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014

feline phobia

Someone that is deathly afraid of cats big or small to extreme mesures. Or from having been injured by said felines at one point in time to fear them

*a kitten meows and the person screams bloody murder climbs on top of something afraid to make a sound for fear that the the cute fluffy kitten will eat their face. Or is possessed by the devil.

The cat meowed at that man and he screamed and ran away he must have a" feline phobia"
*my face was horribly mauled by a mountain loin, now I have a feline phobia"

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

flinder

The name you give to your finger while playing tinder, in tune to the music.

the music is playing and we have the build up!! flinders out and he better not f**k up. he flicks to the right when he know it's right and he flicks to the left when he know it's not the best. but if he f**ks up and flicks to the left when you know it's the best , he still blames you and that's just pointless

by RJ36 October 10, 2015

flinging the weeny

Men having sex with women, outside of who he lives with due to popularity.

A desired man that can't and won't stay loyal due to being desired.

Flinging (careless heaving, thrusting)

Weeny (penis)

He would not get kicked out of his girlfriends home and living homeless, if he was not "flinging the weeny", like 'it' has no home.

by TheJCBunchLLC July 4, 2016