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founding fuckboy

alexander hamilton, i hear he's such a fuckboi. the founding fuckboy
by cowlan January 13, 2018
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Founding-Father

The act of pouring powderd crack into a Male's urethra, packing it down like a musket, and climaxing into a partner's mouth or nose
You know, I just had to give her ye ol' founding-father
by Chrombompulus Michael October 22, 2019
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laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009
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Cock fondler

(n) One who feels the urge to constantly stroke the cock; needs to constantly touch cock
Mike N. walks around groping my package, what a cock fondler!Take it Ease!
by upscale December 16, 2007
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foundation

When used excessively, it can make your face look like a shiny orange orb. Whenever you can tell that someone is wearing foundation, they are wearing too much. Sometimes when not rubbed in correctly, over-applied, or the person in question has applied the wrong shade, they can get the mask effect. Foundation is used excessively by teenage girls, specifically bro ho's and girls who work in Abercrombie.
omg let's get some more foundation
by Angelacia July 14, 2007
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Alaskan Flounder Basket

Lawrence gave Latoya an Alaskan Flounder Basket. Afterwards they went to Long John Silvers and repeated the exercise.
by J-Beize April 30, 2009
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fuzzy flounder

A term referring to a vagina.
I fucked her fuzzy flounder till she was blue in the face.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
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