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Journey Ford

The hottest, smartest, funniest, coolest, weirdest, most flamboyant, sweetest, meanest, cutest person ever. She's the entity everyone needs in their lives. Not only is she a figment of everyone's imagination, she's the best thing to come out of humankind.
"Omg Journey Ford is so awesome and funny! I wish I were as amazing as her."
by Greasy Kween October 26, 2020
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It is forbidden to dog

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog
by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021
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No Algebra for Florida

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.
To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.
by Covido April 28, 2022
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Ford Cougar

A sports coupe made between 1998 and 2002, came with a choice of either a 2.0 I4 engine or a 2.5 V6. 3-Door Hatchback body and was the second car to exibit the Ford 'New Edge' styling philosophy (the ford KA being the first!) Was built on the MK1 Mondeo floorpan with improvements that made it onto the MK2 (2000 on) Mondeo
Ford Cougar V6's sound MEAN!!
by The Scottish Contingent August 3, 2007
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ford bronco

A SUV that us for the guys with the biggest dicks.. Ladies panties just suddenly become saturated and fall to the floor unexpectedly.. If you have a bronco you better be prepared to service alot of women especially ones that are in relationships with guys that own other makes, especially Chevrolets..
Wow that guy must have a massive pecker since he operates a Ford bronco..
by Ridintall November 20, 2018
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The Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo

Boone and Moon with Sid sandwiched in the middle.
Charles: Yo did u hear about the Florida Double-Stuffed Oreo?
Frankfurt: Naw man wtf is that?
Charles: It's Boone and Moon with Sid in the middle
Frankfurt: Fuckin crazy bro.
by Grinnell April 15, 2008
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Floridiots

Idiots from Florida, most likely white trash.
"My grandparents are Floridiots, they have 40 plastic pink flamingos on their lawn"
by Ivan Lein May 2, 2006
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