Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction

She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute

by StinkyJay January 16, 2025

Devil's Flute

A catchy fife march

Play Devil's Flute on your fife

by ironmatic1 November 6, 2020

Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.

Flutes suck.

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Skin Flute

Another word for penis.

My dad uses the skin flute

by IPlayTheTriangle June 18, 2023

Phillipino glass jungle flute

Philipino glass jungle flute

Herb brought over the ol one two 420.calibre phillipino glass jungle flute for a praccy sesh

by Dracula's sackpipe January 9, 2024

National kiss a flute player day

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 8, 2017