filtr

"Father I'd Like To Root"

A Father that still has the goods despite his obvious age and maturity. Chicks sick of young knobs crave Filtr's intelligence and big swags of cash.

By cripes Jane, look at that Filtr, Would I love a bit of that tonight

by Pop_rocks October 16, 2008

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

shellout falter

A condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. Coined by the late, great Roger Miller.

"When you're in a restaurant it's funny how people at the table get shellout falter when the bill comes."

by RBJr. December 10, 2008

Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

by PamEyes October 31, 2009

Grandma fister

One who attempts to stick his entire fist (sometimes both) inside a woman above the age of 65.

1. Ethan, you're such a grandma fister. That bitch was old as hell.

2. Damn Ethan quit your grandma fisting older women and do your homework!

by Connor James Plaza November 16, 2011

ur sister fister

Stronged then any of the ur mom gay insults

Person 1 : ur mom gay

Person 2 : ur dad lesbian

Person 3 : Ur granny Tranny

You : ur sister fister

*world melts and universe explodes*

by Zygno April 4, 2018

Fisterblaster

The act of inserting ones fist into a womans vagina while twisting it rapidly.

Man 1: "Dude, your old lady is walking kinda funny today"

Man 2" Yeah bro, I gave her the fisterblaster last night"

by Dillbert McRae February 18, 2010