Facebooked

To share something on Facebook.

I just Facebooked this Youtube video.

by MattC1977 December 4, 2010

Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.

Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.

by Giglerx May 13, 2013

Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.

Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*

by t_lly July 3, 2014

Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.

Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!

by Moaloa January 23, 2016

Facebook

A waste of time.

I wasted my time on facebook last night.

by Darth_Wilson September 28, 2019

facebook

only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.

karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."

by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020

Facebooked

To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.

"I'd get a discount if I sign up for a store card, but I'm afraid I'll be facebooked"

by Non Dehyo October 16, 2012