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fonged

To fong something means to post it on social media and then delete it.

The usage of this word comes from the social media behavior of Gary Fong, a "rockstar" of the photography world and the creator of a line of photography products, such as the Gary Fong Puffer (a device to soften your on camera flash). He is known for weighing in on a variety of topics from the photography world to the economy. He frequently posts status updates on Facebook or posts comments on Twitter, which mysteriously disappear after a short period of time (from a few hours to a few days.)
Jody: "Did you see that status update Jane posted last night? She really slammed Dave's behavior."

Mary: "It seems to be gone now. She must have fonged it."
by phantographer October 28, 2013
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Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.
Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work.
by Clint G July 29, 2008
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Forced Hangout

Where a girl/boy asks a boy/girl to hang out or do something with them sometime, but the person is so annoying or displeasing that you hang out with them just so they will stop asking.
"Dude do you have plans tonight?" John

"Yeah some chick wants me to chill with her at the movies." William

"Sounds like a forced hangout to me." John
by takingbackmanda October 7, 2008
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forced spooning

"Forced Spooning" is when the male is laying on his back or side and has his back touching the female's back and she keeps scooting him over until he is about to fall off the bed and has no choice but to "spoon" with the female.
Man, I got no sleep last nite. I had to choose between falling off the bed or forced spooning.
by carLito picante January 22, 2014
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forgetfulness

Oh no I forgot to clean my room.(forgetfulness)
by LEE1928374650 November 11, 2015
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Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)
Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."
by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018
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Forked

When you are bored and have nothing to do, you shove a fork so far up your ass, when you take it out, it's a fucking spoon.

Also, forked can be used as a replacement name, when you have a decent minecraft name, but your two extra chromosome rub against each other to make your name "reforked".
God damn, I just forked myself real hard, now I have the golden spoon of truth.
by CoolKid2047u41 August 14, 2019
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