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Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.
I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.
by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014
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Angry Elephant

The action when a man has his penis inserted into their own butthole, all while farting to build enough pressure to release the penis in an explosive and violent manner. To perform correctly is to be pulling on ones own butt cheeks in a full eagle spread, while urinating as to add to the intimidation factor, all resulting in one powerful, explosive spray, as the angry elephant's trunk (The Penis) , is unleashed.

Great for warding off Bears.
Camping with the homies, and a bear decided to attack. Kyle dropped on his back and unleased the Angry Elephant to assert his dominance.

Went met on a Grindr date, and we talked about our love for Yoga. I demonstrated my flexibility by performing the Angry Elephant; we've been married 69 years.
by Von Wolfhouse January 20, 2021
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porcelain elephant

Eww bro, did you just kiss that porcelain elephant?
by The collector April 29, 2019
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Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.
Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.
by Elephant craft March 24, 2022
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Blind Elephant

A body lifting kick in the nuts from behind. To sneak up behind someone who is standing with their legs slightly open and kick them in the nuts from behind.
Person 1: You owe me $100
Person 2: Yeah i'll pay you next week...
Person 1: No pay me today or i'll blind elephant kick you right in the nuts when you least suspect it.
Person 2: OK lets got to the bank.
RESOLVED.
by koala11111111 March 7, 2011
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Elephant tusk

Cocaine , powder, white, ivory, crushed ice, speed, that girl, white girl, ish, url (Earl)
Elephant tusk :

"Should I send her Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?" (Same Song and Dance)
This is a hint that the author of the verse uses a straw to inhale white ivory through their nose.
by jimjokelley February 22, 2020
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riding an elephant

me: people ride elephants in india

cole: i was riding an elephant before
me: you got pegged by a fat bitch??
by schmidttywipes September 28, 2019
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