Eskimo Piledriver

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.

I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.

by DrStraynge January 10, 2012

Eskimo Mama

The female who is responsible for making people eskimo brothers.

Damn, we're eskimo brothers, and our eskimo mama is Stacy.

by ahahahahahahahahahaha1000000 February 24, 2012

Eskimo Tunnel

When someone shoves ice cubes up their butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend is into the kinky stuff! She even let me give her an Eskimo tunnel!!!

by Aster of Ceremonies December 12, 2013

Eskimoan

A verb of Nicholism meaning to lounge around as if frozen while remaining completely useless.

Today I was eskimoan watching SOA and eating bananas.

by Jaysonisms March 13, 2014

Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.

Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.

by FriarTuck May 19, 2015

eskimo bobsled

stick it in the back and then go to a flight of stairs and ride her down the stairs with your dick in

"dude did you eskimo bobsled that bitch"

by the dragon111111111 November 7, 2015

eskimolest

verb

pester or harass (someone) with Eskimo kisses, typically in an aggressive or persistent manner.

Damn it, Sally! You know I hate it when you eskimolest me. I'm a grown ass man!

by Kill_yourself August 11, 2016