dutch strip

To, during the act of coitus, tear a clump of pubic hair out of your partner's love bush.

"How's your love life, Dave?'

"It was a bit crap mate, but then i gave Trudy a dutch strip and now she's gagging for it 24-7."

by Tobijas Harrison-Line April 7, 2007

dutch oven on the dive

When a man muff diving on his lady and she rips some serious ass and holds the covers around his head while he is still down there.

Bobby: "Ricky why do you look so nauseous?"
Ricky: "I just ate out Carmela and she dutch ovened me while I was on the dive."

Sally: "Carmela why are you smiling?"
Carmela: "I gave Ricky a dutch oven on the dive last night."

by Janet O'Malley July 1, 2007

dutch garden

A prank in which a guy/gal would shave off his/her friends pubes and glue them to the friends doorknob
Warning: Only do while friend is wasted/baked out of thier minds

"Craig is such an asshole! Last night we got so fucked up and I passed out. In the morning, I was left with the mess and he planted a dutch garden on my doorknob. He is such a douchebag. I hope he gets AIDS."

by spoRTz man 190234 August 5, 2006

dutch monkey

A select group of young men, typically between the ages of 15 and 25, who spend their days and nights in the endless pursuit of smoking blunt after blunt. Typical characteristics include posting up in cars, shotness, lack of money and an overall sense of worthlessness. These creatures can be found the world over, but particularly in New Haven, CT.

Seth is such a dutch monkey, this is his eigth blunt ride today.

by dtaft March 9, 2009

Dutch Letter

A huge S shaped shit, resembling the classic Pella, Iowa "Dutch Letter" pastry.

I asked her to give me a blumpkin, but then I surprised her with a "dutch letter" in the face.

by dznutz83 December 3, 2010

dutch nosebag

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.

The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.

by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012

Dutch Pretzel

When two men make ass-to-ass contact and proceed to reach between their legs. At this point they will masturbate each other to orgasm.

Did you see the Dutch pretzel that Jon and Steve pulled off?

by Pritt May 18, 2013