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Douche Crest

Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:

1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.

2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.

3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).

4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.

5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.

6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
by paleriderpa August 15, 2009
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Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!
by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010
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douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.
" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."
by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009
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Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos
by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009
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Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.
Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.
by Sliter August 20, 2010
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douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009
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BMW Douche

A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.
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by lolibear February 27, 2009
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