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doof

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 1, 2020
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Doof

Bro he's such a doof
by Bcq17 June 3, 2020
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Doofer

When you don’t know the name of something you call it a doofer.
“Oh what’s that?” “That’s a doofer!”
by Aha nobody here June 11, 2020
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Doofi

The plural of doofus
You kids are doofi!
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Doobski

Slang for blunts, or other rolled pot.
Next time your drinking, I'll join you with a doobski.

Ama have some tasty homegrown doobski.
Maybe I should make another absurd doobski and share it with my fellow Steemians.
Shiiii, you know what I'm gonna make? A crazy ass doobski!
by Enchantress96 July 13, 2020
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doofer

Harry Crewe is a doofer
by iujhg August 6, 2020
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doofer

The physical incarnation of a doofus's fart. Incompetent and obnoxious in every way conceivable. Originating as a portmanteau from "doofus" and "boofer", the latter which colloquially refers to a loud and bassy fart.
Breakfast was interrupted when some doofer took a dump on our front porch.
by jermls October 31, 2020
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