Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

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Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018

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noun
1. An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids", referring to a lifestyle where a couple opt for a childfree lifestyle where they both make money to support themselves and each other instead of one person being the breadwinner.
2. Onomatopoeic slang for a headshot in a video game, typically in a first-person shooter with a competitive online multiplayer setting, originating in the video game Counter-Strike from the unique "dink" sound a player hears when shot in the head.

transitive verb
1. The act of scoring such a headshot in a video game.

noun
1. "I prefer a DINK lifestyle so that I can have more freedom for me and my partner to do what I want."
2. "Dink! I got a headshot!"

transitive verb
1. "Wow, did you guys see that? I totally just dinked that guy!"

by StarCraft Maniac February 25, 2025

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