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ting ting my ding ding

Ting ting my ding ding is an innocent way of saying "touch my weenie".
Jarred texted me "ting ting my ding ding", do you think he likes me?
by Uncle Louise January 22, 2017
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Ding-Dong

1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

proceeds to make entry on Urban Dictionary
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Shing Ding

Someone, who is under-stated cute and dresses quite spiffy. listens to alternitive music
that guy with the glasses is so shing ding :^)
by Boofa Peachy May 29, 2011
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sling ding

Sling ding is a tight fitting rubber that fits so tight it hurts. Also known as a penis in a vagina
Kind of like a tight fitting sword into a scabard.
by Seblo_13 January 30, 2005
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Ding Heng

a person with abs and a striking personalty. He makes girls infatuated and is extremely lustful.
Ding Heng is such cool. I love him
by Markiplierboi October 3, 2017
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john ding

John ding is the blackest man ever!
Girl 1: who is that man?
Girl2: that must be John ding!
by Halls bæ May 16, 2018
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Ding-Day

A fun day for cyclist on the 10th September. Fellow cyclists in London greet each other with a little ‘Ding Ding - Hello’ on their bicycle bell.
Alan is riding along Oxford Street on Ding-Day and sees another cycle, so he dings his bicycle bell, the young lady riding the other way returns by dinging back.
by WildKatPR October 1, 2008
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