n. 1: A peice of feces of unknown origin found with out toilet paper in ones toilet. Often assosiated with group living conditions used as a form of spite and/or revenge.
by Berg & Chris March 1, 2005
Get the Phantom Deucemug. Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”
Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”
by Yoizai July 25, 2018
Get the Deuce and Juicemug. 
'Deuce Block' is another name for the second floor of University of Arizona's "Coronado" Dormitory, an 8-Floored Housing Unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of sexually transmitted diseases.
"- Damn, blood, I've been hearing some whispers in the air about that Deuce-Block popping off tonight, nigga.
- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!
- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."
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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...
- Oh shitttt - crackin?
- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
- Nommy nomm, playboy."
- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!
- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."
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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...
- Oh shitttt - crackin?
- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
- Nommy nomm, playboy."
by Gankstawan July 9, 2009
Get the Deuce-Blockmug. This is when you have a devasting shit, followed by another episode about 20 minutes later. This is like a terrorist attack on your b-hole.
Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.
Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.
I have a deuce-11 in progress... earlier was just the first tower.
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"
by BBroker May 7, 2011
Get the deuce-11mug. 
The ultimate in deucular pleasure. This fucking deuce is so hot, that your ass will explode on impact... As yor rectum fires feces at an astronomical rate be it either solid or liquid often resulting in spizzle barf
Man, I gots to drop a turbo deuce like Bruce done ridden Spruce Moose and goddamn it'll be colored chartreuse.
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003
Get the turbo deucemug.