Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.

They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.

by 6310 August 14, 2009

Douche Nickel

A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."

Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.

Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel

by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009

Douche Disclosure

Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.

Metzmacher really stepped in it with his douche disclosure of the Badlock vulnerability.

by malwarejake July 13, 2016

Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.

1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!

by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009

Axis Douche

Much more than a regular douche...the cream of the douche crop...the one percenter

Ryan Plambeck is no ordinary douche....he's a mutha fuckin axis douche....sort of like no maka maka joel spiral and Tony and Poncho Solar

by Art Vandalay 44 July 17, 2012

BMW Douche

A simple minded individual who has let a badge get to their head. BMW Douches often believe they drive the best car in the world, and that everybody hates them because they cannot afford one. This ignorance affects their driving skills as well; cutting people off, not using a signal light, tailgating, etc. To a BMW Douche, everyone that doesn't drive a BMW is a "hater", and simply hasn't experienced the "ultimate driving machine". They often purchase the bottom of the line 3 series, then consider themselves a true BMW fanatic, better than everyone else on the road. BMW Douches are becoming more common nowadays with low lease rates and abundance of available credit.

For examples of BMW Douche, type in "BMW" in Urban Dictionary.

by lolibear February 27, 2009