diddle

In short, to fuck

Your Peruvian whore of a mother thinks Daddy's diddling the maid.

Cf. the movie "Cruel Intentions"

by Laur June 24, 2003

diddling my pooter

to finger your cooter.

thinking of john's penis made me start to diddling my pooter

by POPinMY eye February 11, 2008

diddies

a slang term for an illegal substance

Yo, let's call up dude and gets the diddies!

by H-town master June 25, 2008

didded

to have done

I could call my parole officer today, but I didded it last night.

by sam benson April 17, 2003

Bo Diddily

1. A man named Bo Diddly.

2. an aquaintance or acknowledgement. Most commonly used with the example below to suggst someone lacking in knowledge or undertanding.

You don't know bo diddly!

by sadies_nine April 11, 2004

funk-diddly-umptious

A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.

The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!

by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006

finka-rink-diddle

a small asian man's penis

Look at Mr. Wong, he has a finka-rink diddle!

by Danny C November 2, 2003