Dickolarge

When a baby is born with a dick larger than normal.

Doc: Holy shit! I was about to cut this baby's dick. I thought it was the cord.
Doc again: Ma'am, your baby has been diagnosed with Dickolarge

by I am the Doc September 27, 2018

dickleweed

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

by samedifference October 5, 2018

Dickle

When a circumcised penis retracts inside it is sheath.

When Tommy first saw homegirl drop her panties and she had an outrageous untamed bush, his penis went into a dickle.

by juanwayne361 March 8, 2019

dickleshitz

dickleshitz is a VERY important word in the English lango it has much deep and thought provoking ideas in this one single word

holy dickleshitz!

by dickleshitz February 6, 2019

Dickle

A person who does something pretty stupid and doesn’t deserve to be called a dick so is therefore called a dickle.

Oh izzy you dickle!

by Turbo223 February 8, 2019

Dickle

A boob f***. Sticking your dick in between the tits and the girl presses them together and gives it a rub down.

I got the best dickle last night from my wife.

by Folldaddy June 16, 2019

dicklectic

people who is to much of a dumb ass to read, they spend most of there times in caves to avoid any kind of literature and drink only letter free water

sorry i cant hear you im dicklectic

by austinoperossis August 29, 2019