dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

Dickletips

A person who likes to have a bottle of franks red hot inserted into their urethra whilst their balls are tickled

“Bro, Greg’s a dickletips.”

by Nosamtnup90 February 4, 2023

dickless mode

Euphamism for a male to female transgender person after surgery.

Andy has gone dickless mode today.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Dicklayed

To be delayed thanks to sex.

Sorry I’m late to grandma’s funeral, I was dicklayed by my boyfriend.

by Snot11 April 15, 2023

Dickle

When man used a pickle as a pussy and cums in it then a girl eats the pickle

Fuck I love dickle

by Ravengaspabigdick April 17, 2023

Dicklexia

When a guy who is trying to have intercourse or is already having intercourse with a female loses to ability to read the signs that the female is nuts or insane.

I can't believe he's dating her, she's clearly nuts, he must have dicklexia.

by WordWizardGuy December 22, 2023

dicklemia

The female version of "blue balls". When a woman is in desperate need to feel the dick of a man inside her vagina for orgasmic pleasure but is refused such act and forced to go without. Leaving her irritated, irrational and unable to focus

I was so close to getting some and instead he had to leave abruptly and now I'm left with dicklemia.

by Belladomina77 February 8, 2024