Diapermiling

Diapermiling
• Not changing your child’s diaper regularly, decreasing your amount of diapers used/purchased.

• A good excuse for not changing a diaper on your child before the wife gets home.

Example:
Cary: - Hi honey, how was your day?
Becky: - My day was stressful. I noticed that Vivien’s diaper is almost falling off her hips, when did you change her last?
Cary: - uh, no biggie dear, I was just saving us some money by “diapermiling”.

by John Oulton October 20, 2008

Diaper Dan

A title bestowed upon a person who wittingly or unwittingly says "Diaper Dan" aloud. The title can only be held by one person at a time.

1. I'm Diaper Dan.
2. You're it.

by Diaper Dan January 22, 2020

Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.

Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!

by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022

Diaper Cakes

Stacked useable baby necessities (mainly diapers) shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room.

Bebe Cakes makes the best diaper cakes, check them out at lovebebecakes.com

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011

Dick Diaper

Condom

I wont fuck you without a dick diaper.

by TibSt0rM June 10, 2017

diapertime

an alert level sounded when extreme measures must be taken.

"i'm gonna drive across country to confront my romantic rival. it's diapertime!"

by reman February 10, 2007

Chin Diaper

A pejorative/insult thrown at mask Karens/ manchildren to mock them for wearing their mask(s) 24/7 even in their own home, car, or when their alone.

That dude is wearing a chin diaper in his house. WHY? HE LIVES ALONE AND ALMOST NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE!

by Retr0625 December 17, 2021