Colonary

Usually caused by a sudden shock or surprise!
Similar to a "coronary" except you shit yourself.

Some physical preconditions usually are present...
You ate a big meal earlier,

You are drinking or stoned and a little sleepy
You are not expecting a surprise.

Ex:

Bob: Jesus, I just heard Steve had a colonary last night!
Dave : Yeah, but he is now resting comfortably and receiving visitors...

by C U Next Tuesday in Hell! January 4, 2020

Colon Kush

When you swallow weed to avoid charges and crap it out later

Scooter boy avoided weed charges by swallowing the bag.,I heard he smoked that Colon Kush after it came back out!

by The Commonsensualist February 25, 2020

Clon

nail that is used to build a circus

got any clons to build a circus

by The hairy sloth October 6, 2020

clonke

A clonke is someone that’s a silly person.

“hey josh you’re such a clonke”
“no you adam!”

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clonk out

A versatile word, can be used to describe something/ someone who has: stopped working, is dead, or fell asleep.

“God, the damn computer clonked out on me. I should’ve gotten the newer one.”
“I had to work all day today. I’m so tired I might clonk out.”
“Yeah, my uncle clonked out last week. Poor guy just couldn’t outrun those wild zebras.”

by Get Lego Eda’d August 12, 2021

cloniversary

the anniversary (applies to weekly, monthly, and yearly) of biscuit and gravy’s cloning incident

“That would make it the 4-week cloniversary”
“Why do I like the word ‘cloniversary’ so much?”

by catherinie March 30, 2022

Clonmel

A big town in Tipperary, Ireland which is the size of a cock.

1: I wonder what Clonmel looks like!

2: It's the size of a cock.

by CrypticCurrency April 7, 2022