chron

the dried flowers of the femail marijuana plant. Very high quality

Yo wanna buy a lid of this killer chron?

Yo this chron kicked my ass

by will.p September 24, 2006

Chronicologist

A drug dealer. One who sells illegal drugs such as marijuana, AKA chronic.

Man, I'm down to seeds and stems. It's time to make a visit to my chronicologist.

by aldeshsa May 5, 2009

Chronic lesbosishaletosis

Really bad lesbian morning after breath.

I ran into what's her butt, and the Chronic Lesbosishaletosis had not improved- basic hygiene was obviously set aside weeks ago.

by mmc44mag October 8, 2009

chron-bird

the nickname of someone who only smokes the chronist of the chron weed.

yo did you invite chron-bird over?

by chronbird February 1, 2010

Chronic Peek-A-Boos

The state of being where you do not feel well but are not yet sick and experience sporadic temporary symptoms that do not lead to any particular clinical diagnosis.

A sudden pinch in your back, itchy/ ringing ear, foul taste in your mouth, eye strain/ watering, stomach ache, headache, sore throat, congestion, sneezing/ coughing fit, etc which unpredictably quickly appear and then disappear are some examples of the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

I'm hot... I'm cold... my stomach hurts then it doesn't.... I've got the Chronic Peek-A-Boos.

"I don't know what's wrong with me... I feel fine then I get hit with something but before I can do anything about it, I feel fine again." "Yeah, you've got yourself a chronic case of the Peek-A-Boos.

by neoflux December 18, 2010

chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

Chronicological

When things are not only put in order of time, but are also perfectly rational.

I've given you a full chronicological list of what I did - what more do you want?

by db27 July 20, 2011