by Sally SlutAlot February 17, 2024

by SkySwinger February 3, 2025

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic
by slqur July 21, 2022

Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.
by VaderUK October 6, 2021

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.
Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!
by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.
Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child
by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020
