Friend #1: Hey, did you hear about the guy that bitch slapped a news reporter just because they all sound the same?
Friend #2: Damn! No I didn't. That's croosh dude!
Friend #2: Damn! No I didn't. That's croosh dude!
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sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.
may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.
sometimes, if you get very thin or lose a drastic amount of weight, you'll see that most people's collarbones are a bit crooked. something you won't notice on non-thin people.
may sound stupid if the person you're talking to doesn't know this, but it can help just trying to say it out loud more discreetly in the beginning.
person 1 : "hey are you okay? you don't seem very well.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."
person 2 : "uhm.. i have crooked collarbones."
person 1 : "oh.."
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