Melon Cake

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

Three milk cake

When three men of different races cum on one girl at the same time.

Guy-"What happened last night man?"
Other guy-"I made a three milk cake with dave and tim"
Guy-"Shit man you had fun!"

by thedomonator May 21, 2009

Icing the urinal cake

Masturbation at a public urinal.

I ran out of bills at the strip club, so I was down to icing the urinal cake in their bathroom.

by PantsofCorn January 17, 2011

Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

chocolate cherry cheese cake

A girl that has diarrhea while on her period with a yeast infection

My girl has some chocolate cherry cheese cake if your hungry

by Funwun69 January 1, 2017

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

i love cake

A response to someone saying they love you. but it is only used after a long puase and it is said as a question

I love you........I love...cake?

by Candy October 2, 2003