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Fuzzy Cousin

A person well known to you; nickname for someone that you love and hate all at the same time
by A. Jay September 21, 2003
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Your cousin a water moccasin

One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.
Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*
by crazysubaruL3GACYej20 February 15, 2023
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When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse
Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.
by Livreri July 11, 2006
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Cousino

Joe is a complete Cousino.

Duh.
by xpestilencex February 4, 2009
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Cousin Pam'd

When a male and female are having sexual interourse and another man reveals himself and inserts his penis into the womans anus wihout her consent, the woman, at first is not happy, but after a while realizes she thinks it feels good.

The word orriginates from the Cosby Show's Cousin Pam, the character who appeared late in the Cosby show. Cousin Pam was a fresh urban youth who sent to live with the Huxtables. At first, viewers were reluctant to cousin Pam, but later learned to love her just as much as Rudy. This is where the sexual term "cousin pam'd"
"Dude, billy totally cousin Pam'd trish last night"
"I walked in on Skyler and Denise and cousin pam'd denise"
by Dan Roflmcwaffle September 9, 2006
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second cousin

My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.
by arkitek December 28, 2005
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Jacque Cousteau love tap

While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"
I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap
by Captain receiver April 10, 2011
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