cootercrumb

bits of toilet paper left behind after wiping one's vagina that are found at a later date

1. Damn, my vagina is full of cootercrumbs.

2. My boyfriend found a cootercrumb while he was going down on me last night.

by cameoe March 8, 2009

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.

After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

by paddle me October 15, 2009

Cooter-Slut-Virgin

(n) Origin: Comes from Latin word "Schilleci" meaning "to become one with the cooter, slut, and virgin"

Refers to a woman who meets the following criteria:
1)Has a cooter
2)Is a slut
3)Is a virgin
4)Constantly is wet for a thick dick
5)Is everywhere

Those cooter-slut-virgins are dripping wet right now.

by woodburygaitherhoneycutt November 11, 2009

cooter clinic

gynecologist

My girlfriend had to go to the cooter clinic for her pelvic exam today.

by skubasteve January 4, 2010

Cooter Pop

A sharp and swift slap taken to the genital region of a female.

Also the softball Cooter Pop: Run up from behind as if throwing a softball and slap genital region from behind

When a female makes u mad, slap her in the genital region.

Female 1: Ur a Bitch
Female 2: Im going to Cooter Pop Ur ass!

Primarily used in fort Pierce Fl @ the boo!

by Cryst-ally February 8, 2010

Cooter Crabs

The type of genital crabs that chicks get in there vagina.

That chick I fucked last night gave me her cooter crabs.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

cooters pooters

a gassy baby.

Amber Hamm is such a cooters pooters! So is that big fluffy dog, Five. Err I mean SIX!!

by tooory&&kristina July 17, 2011