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Conns dick

Conns dick is as big as an krakens dick if it were real. It is SOOOOOO slimy and delicious. If you meet someone with a conns dick, enjoy
Girl- how big is you dick
Guy- I have a Conns dick
Girl- oooooooh I'm ready
by Have a fun time June 27, 2021
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ConScience

Conscience is to Con-Science... aka Bend Reality
Science is just the faith that the future will behave like an observed present, now known as the past.
Once you discover what conscience really is you'll start to con-science and bend reality
by Coco Kolombia July 7, 2021
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confs4dnf

YESS YESS YESSSSS. They are SONIC when replying and over all a really nice person. They give good vibes because they are good tf. UGH JUST BE MEAN OR SOMETHING TO NICE SMH. #wap
Honk.shop “confs4dnf is top tier. No because they are. No cause I’m actually being serious there so sweet. #wap”
by R0SI3 August 1, 2021
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Conascending

To reflect the manner that struck him, he replied in a conascending manner to balance the flow
by Sympath August 6, 2021
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Cantseizethedayacorn

Miss gurl who fails almost every time at a standing tuck but it’s ok though because she’s a goddess.
Cantseizethedayacorn flew over the curb.
by Beverly Grangus September 5, 2021
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Centsytive

Definition 1: The phenomenon where you're all splitting bills and there's that person who is very specific to the cent. Definition 2: Someone who is unnecessarily assertive about recouping costs from minor gestures such as giving someone a ride home or spotting someone a cigarette.
Gemima offered to give me a ride home last week, and afterward she asked me for $2.67 for gas costs. I didn't realise she was so centsytive!

"Hi team, that was 112.50. Between 8 of us that's $14.06 cents. Two people have to pay $14.07."

"Jeez Ezekiel. That's a bit centsytive of you isn't it?"
by NimbusJules November 21, 2021
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coatsyjc

CoatsyJc is an amazing, funny, talented, rich, hot, really sexy, bumable, and has a MASSIVE cock. He is in love with Poppy Welch and they are getting married in January 2022. The wedding invitation will be viewed at coatsyjcmerchandise.co.uk. If you would like to join please contact: poppyiswifey@gmail.com
BrewstyBass: Who is that sexy sexy man???
Poppy Welch: That's my soon to be husband "coatsyjc" SILLY!
by lizzyisbae xxxx October 20, 2021
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