Crack Content

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Crack Content > Caffeinated Content.

by JC Dawgz January 20, 2009

Adult Content

Something that only adults are allowed to view.

I'm watching porn! It's adult content so don't view it, I am more then 18 years old!

by MandullorTheBEEKER October 31, 2021

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by Kipa shall shabat April 7, 2021

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Pov: you can't think of anything original

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by dry water 69 March 29, 2022

Dick measuring contest

Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.

If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Contex Joke

A joke that really just isnt funny.

Dude, that joke was a Contex Joke.. NOT FUNNY.

by Stevo127 November 6, 2010

content'd

content'd is when batteloid dies to HJDoogan.

i can take that content, you just got content'd.

by JimGames January 18, 2020